A Few Things About Me
- I was born in Liverpool, in the UK.
- I have two lovely sisters called Faye and Anna, who make me cry with laughter.
- I have a husband called Angus who tells the same jokes over and over and I laugh every time.
- I have a very lovely daughter called Rosie, who also makes great jokes and funny faces.
- I now live in Australia.
Things I love
- My Family
- Writing books
- Watching Films
- Playing tennis – although I’m rubbish
- Beautiful hills and valleys
- Cooking and eating
- Dark chocolate
- Singing and dancing
- Laughing with my friends
Things I hate
- Brussels sprouts – had to sneak them home from school lunch in my pockets.
- Mushy peas – very soggy in pockets
- Broad beans – yuk
- Dumplings – vomit
- Kidneys – puke
- Eggs – revolting
- Butter -urgg
- Fussy people – I would never fuss so much
Things that make me laugh
- Farts – especially by someone who thinks they’re important
- Australia’s funniest videos
- My sisters – they are so silly
- Rosie’s good jokes.
- Her dad’s bad jokes
- Personalised number plates on cars.
- Silly names. – Like Jane Butthead (she really did exist!) and Mr Ladygoose.
Things that scare me
- Huntsman spiders.
- Crocodiles
- Sharks
- Jellyfish
- Blue ringed octopus
- Red backs
- But worse than all of these are clowns!
Author Bio
“Jayne Lyons is an internationally published children’s author, who loves to write irreverent page-turning comedy action. Her books in the 100% Wolf Series follow the tribulations and triumphs of Freddy Lupin the heir to a proud family line of werewolves. Desperate to become a werewolf himself, Freddy is in for a shock when on his birthday his first “transwolfation” goes awry, turning him into a ferocious… pink poodle. The 3rd book, 100%Wolf: Power of the Firestone will be released in 2024.
2020 saw the release of an animated family feature film 100% Wolf adapted from the book, by Flying Bark productions. A sequel, 200% Wolf, was released in 2024. Two spin-off T.V. series have also been released: 100% Wolf: Legend of the Moonstone, and 100% Wolf: The Book of Hath.
In 2019, Jayne book Z for Zanto will be published as a not for profit endeavour in conjunction with the charity Save the Children (Vivid Publishing). It tells the story of a zombie kid who just wants to play football. The fast-paced action follows Zanto’s fight to live his dream, while working as a powerful allegory for the plight of child refugees.
Born and raised in Liverpool, UK, Jayne combines the love of nineteenth-century literature with being a sports tragic – especially football and rugby league. Jayne has travelled the world with her day job as a geologist and has seen the challenges facing underprivileged children in the developing world first hand. She moved to Australia in 2005.”
Web : www.jaynelyons.com
Email : Jaynelyonsbooks@gmail.com