About the Author

A Few Things About Me

  • I was born in Liverpool, in the UK.
  • I have two lovely sisters called Faye and Anna, who make me cry with laughter.
  • I have a husband called Angus who tells the same jokes over and over and I laugh every time.
  • I have a very lovely daughter called Rosie, who also makes great jokes and funny faces.
  • I now live in Australia.

Things I love

  • My Family
  • Writing books
  • Watching Films
  • Playing tennis – although I’m rubbish
  • Beautiful hills and valleys
  • Cooking and eating
  • Dark chocolate
  • Singing and dancing
  • Laughing with my friends

Things I hate

  • Brussels sprouts – had to sneak them home from school lunch in my pockets.
  • Mushy peas – very soggy in pockets
  • Broad beans – yuk
  • Dumplings – vomit
  • Kidneys – puke
  • Eggs – revolting
  • Butter -urgg
  • Fussy people – I would never fuss so much

Things that make me laugh

  • Farts – especially by someone who thinks they’re important
  • Australia’s funniest videos
  • My sisters – they are so silly
  • Rosie’s good jokes.
  • Her dad’s bad jokes
  • Personalised number plates on cars.
  • Silly names. – Like Jane Butthead (she really did exist!) and Mr Ladygoose.

Things that scare me

  • Huntsman spiders.
  • Crocodiles
  • Sharks
  • Jellyfish
  • Blue ringed octopus
  • Red backs
  • But worse than all of these are clowns!

Author Bio

For Readers and Fans

If you would like to email me – that would be great. I will do my best to reply to you – though it might take me a while!
Jaynelyonsbooks@gmail.com
www.jaynelyons.com
For business related enquires, you can also contact me, or my agent Debbie Golvan.
GOLVAN ARTS MANAGEMENT PTY LTD
PO Box 766 KEW VIC AUSTRALIA 3101
(61 3) 9853 5341
Fax (61 3) 9853 8555
info@golvanarts.com.au
www.golvanarts.com.au